Imagine you & I alone while convincing me you are worthy to serve me nothing but the best. I challenge you first by allowing you to lick my shiny boots spotless as I sit upon my throne. Just look how pathetic you are, someone has to spend your cash. You're simply too old & lonely to fix your life with it. Upon impressing me, I grant you access to sit like a puppy while I run into Chanel & Cartier to purchase the most expensive items for myself. Oh no, you're life savings is down to $0 LOL oh well.